Monday, March 17, 2014

Same old Story for St. Patrick's Day

(I've tried to think of another St. Patrick's Story.  But for me there is no other.  Here is an update to my previous St. Patrick's Day post.)

For as many years as I have been eating, then cooking, then writing, and now blogging about food, I have not found anything I enjoy more on St. Patrick’s Day than my mom's potato soup and Irish soda bread.  Mom herself will make ham and cabbage, and I certainly enjoy that.  And I have been to countless "authentic" Irish restaurants for Irish stew, colcannon, bangers and mash, etc. And back in the days of green beer on St. Paddy's Day (not Patty's mind you), I even corned my own beef.  When it comes right down to it, soup and bread is where I have landed.

The Irish are not, that I am aware, known for their cuisine.  Not in the way that the French or Italian or Greeks are. My own Irish great-grandmothers were known for their ability to use whatever ingredients they had on hand to keep a minimum of seven kids, various husbands, in-laws, and random uncles from starving.

On one side of my kitchen altar is Mary: Poor Mary McMahon Kelley had a hard, hard life. Her mother died young in County Mayo, her father a poor drunk farmer, leaving nothing but brothers to raise her. She was sent away to work in a convent in Glasgow, Scotland. On the advice of a drunk brother who’d somehow made it to America, she sold all she had to come to Pittsburgh in the McKee’s Rocks section and live in a two bedroom house with seven sons, a cranky husband and the aforementioned drunk brother.

Anybody who remembers tells me that on Mary’s stove there was always a pot of ridiculously strong tea and a boiling mass of not readily identifiable meat and vegetables.  Mary had the reputation of scraping the plates and bowls at the end of a meal back into the pot to re-boil for the next meal. When company came to call, she'd throw a handful of tea leaves into the existing pot of tea, and add a little more water before setting it to re-boil. Then she'd make "Well then! La tee da!" sounds not quite under her breath if anyone asked for cream or sugar to mellow it.

All that to say, my great-grandmother Mary passed on no recipes.

And on the other side there is Bridget: Bridget Butler Conley had her share of hardships too. At age 18, she sailed with her father William to America to stake out a new life for the Butlers.  According to legend, her father had run a successful insurance business in Ireland but was run out of town by the political forces of the day. Her mother and siblings followed after William secured work for himself in a Pittsburgh steel mill and Bridget had set up housekeeping in an Irish section of Greenfield, a nearby neighborhood. 

Bridget soon married and had a truckload of kids to feed also, but she seemed to fare much better than Mary.  And her culinary fare reputedly was much better too. She had a few advantages over Mary, though. Namely, the saving graces that mothers and daughters bring.  First born daughters are built-in mama's helpers, babysitters.  Especially helpful when the next four are boys.  Followed by two adorable baby girls to adore and indulge. And through most of that, she had her mother’s help and guidance as well. 

While neither Bridget nor her mother wrote down recipes, their heads were full of them. Mary’s mother died before she could pass on anything to her only daughter.  Mary learned her initial culinary skills from her father and brothers. Now I am not debating the Mars vs. Venus thing, but lets face it. Boys do not, historically speaking, pass on recipes.

Another difference, I’ve heard, was the quality of their ingredients.  Bridget took the train to the Strip District every week to buy fresh pantry items and seasonal fruits and vegetables while Mary grew what she could in her meager backyard garden and shopped at the neighborhood grocery a few doors down. And since Mancini’s Bakery was exactly six doors down, I suspect she served store bought bread.

As I’ve mentioned, the recipes passed down from Bridget were never written out.  Instead they were passed on by example to Bridget’s oldest daughter, Ellen, who become a famous pie baker for Isaly’s, a Pittsburgh institution.  Ellen was a professional baker, but it was in the days when the profession was not ruled by government regulations and ingredient disclosure laws.  Her recipes were not documented either.

Ellen’s sister, Winifred was my grandmother.  But she never made soda Bread. When my mother went searching for Bridget’s soda bread recipe, she asked Ellen, but Ellen’s version of Bridget’s recipe started with a quart of buttermilk, which my mother said, “Turned me right off.  I mean, how many loaves were we making?”  So she looked elsewhere for a recipe that made only one loaf.  She found it in the first Three River’s Cookbook.  After making it, tweaking it and testing it on Winifred and Ellen, it was determined that it was indeed the same recipe as Bridget’s only scaled down.  As I write this, I remember the last time my mother made and how it was eaten up before it even cooled, I wonder why she doesn’t just make the bigger recipe.

I have eaten countless loaves of soda bread in my life. I have a distinct early memory of walking to Great Aunt Ellen’s house with a childhood friend and being served big slices of soda bread thickly coated with sweet cream butter. I am as good of judge as any and so with complete confidence I say, my mom’s soda bread is the best.  And eating a big buttery slice with my eyes closed I am easily transported to Ellen's kitchen.

Now for the soup.  Well, my mom’s potato soup recipe is her own invention.  And she rarely follows even her own recipe exactly. It is how she likes it and what ingredients she has on hand. I have captured it as best as I can. And it is completely adaptable.  What makes it an Irish heirloom to me is that it is made with potatoes, and that all the other ingredients could be dispensed with if you truly had only a few potatoes and a pinch of salt to work with.

Go to the recipes: Irish Soup and Bread

Monday, March 10, 2014

Real Moms Eat Scones


Two observations my first-grader recently articulated about me:  1. I'm always running late, and  2. I'm that mom, the one who drives to school in crazy hair and pajamas.

However, he also knows--much to his chagrin--I am not that other mom, the one who serves pop tarts for breakfast en route. Usually, it's bananas I'm passing to the backseats at 8:40 on the parkway trying desparately not to break the law getting to the dropoff zone by 8:45 so I don't have to walk into the school looking like this to sign for a tardy slip. (Ooh how I hate that word!)

On the days I have to make two and sometimes three trips to school with forgotten lunches, homework, permission slips, shoes, socks, or whatever the forget-du-jour may be, what I really wish I could do is go debrief (or drown) myself in caffeine and scones at a local cafe. (Well, on occasion I do just suck up my pride and march through the door in full regalia. I mean, what are they going to do? Not serve me? Crazy people need coffee, too.)

But on the average day, I just drive by 61B Cafe on Braddock Avenue and roll my window down to catch a whiff of the just-out-of-the-oven scones sitting on the sill to cool.  Their scones are round balls of deliciousness with blueberries, raisins, cinnamon or even savory spinach and feta. And with a foamy latte? Yum yum.  Best in the East End.

My smarter-than-me sister, Bridget, recently reminded me that, at more than three bucks a pop, those scones would have me in the poor house if it weren't for my crazy hair and jammies. So she shared the recipe she swears by.  "Quick and easy! and so delish!"  Yeah, yeah. We'll see about that, Miss Ph.D. 

I made them for the second time today. Sure enough, they are in and out of the oven in under an hour. Using a food processor could reduce that to 30 minutes.  They are plain, but there are many possible add-ins.  In today's, I added whole wheat flour, cardamom and raisins. Next, I'll try adding almonds, almond oil, with a honey-lemon glaze.

They are soft and a little chewy on day one, eaten warm.  Day two, they take on the denser, drier texture of a coffee-shop scone.  Days later, kept under a glass bell jar, they are still like day two.  (The only reason they stay there that long is because hubby doesn't know they are there.)

Dr. Bridget says, "Make these on Sunday morning to eat fresh with the NY Times Book Review and then have them on the go all week."  I second that. Yes, please do. And with your coffee-shop savings, please buy me a triple tall whole milk latte at 61B and hand it through my window as I drive by.       

Try the recipe this weekend and let me know how they turn out for you. My Sister's Simple Scones

Monday, March 3, 2014

Don't Hold the Mayo

Make the Mayo.  It is quick and easy, and I am not kidding.  I looked it up, whipped it up, and ate it up in under 30 minutes.  Worth every second.

My extended family is one of those whose reunion food tables are segregated by Hellman's and Miracle Whip. Being in the Hellman's camp, of course, my grandmother could be seen eating mayonnaise by the spoonful while pretending to add it to the potato salad. So it may be needless to say, this ubiquitous condiment was integral to eating, and eating is something we did a lot of growing up. While I couldn't even imagine licking my finger if a drop of mayonnaise got on it, a sandwich just wouldn't be right without it. So, I'd say, after ketchup and butter, mayo is one of those things you have with you on the desert island.

Fast forward to adulthood. I have been carrying on an interior argument (in my head with my self) about mayonnaise since I joined Costco. We decided to join for great prices on big volume baby items. But we promised to buy only products we already used. And mayonnaise fell in that category.  After a year and a half, it occurred to me to search the label to find the expiration date on the over-sized version of the jar that lived in every refrigerator of my life. I was blown away by how long ago the product in my hand (and in the current batch of potato salad in the mouths of my children) had expired.  How can you expect me to buy two gallons of mayonnaise and consume it in under a year?  So, of course like a good epicure and careful mother, I threw the remainder away and bought new.  I did this about three time before I decided this new gallon I just bought would be the last.  (I could buy smaller jars of it, but that would defeat the purpose of Costco, right?)

Then again, what kind of raw egg-based product lasts a year?  Back to the label for the ingredient list.

Their slogan:  America's #1 Mayonnaise is made with real*, simple ingredients: cage-free eggs, oil and vinegar. (I love that asterisk on "real."  And cage-free doesn't mean "free-range" by any stretch (think big, dark, crowded pen.)

Their "real" ingredients: SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, WHOLE EGGS AND EGG YOLKS, VINEGAR, SALT, SUGAR, LEMON JUICE, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (USED TO PROTECT QUALITY), NATURAL FLAVORS. (Though it is not labeled as such, according to a press release from the parent company, Unilever, Hellman's contains genetically modified soybean oil and other ingredients "created through biotechnology.") Better living through science! Oh, and about that EDTA, if you have leftover mayonnaise in that gallon drum like I did, just use it to clean your tea kettle.

The telling of this anecdote is not intended to used to bash Hellman's. Or bash the mayonnaise industry in general.  But maybe to wake up the mayonnaise-eating public (self included) who so blithely slathers on a condiment so rife with evil problems.  There has to a better way, right? I asked my mother who assured me that homemade mayonnaise was not a viable option because her mother unsuccessfully had tried to make it.  Upon further questioning, she admitted that it was only the use of dry mustard in the recipe that turned her off. So I set out to make the same mistakes my ancestors made.

A quick search through two circa 1950's cookbooks yield 10 basic mayonnaise recipes, from quick to boiled to hardboiled to blender.  I debated between Three-Minute Mayonnaise in The Settlement Cookbook, and Blender Mayonnaise in The Joy of Cooking. I chose Blender Mayonnaise simply because my blender was more accessible at the moment than my hand mixer.


Have ready and set aside:
1 cup of oil  (vegetable or olive or try something daring like walnut oil)
3 tablespoons of lemon juice (approx juice of a small lemon)

Put in blender container:
1 egg
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon salt
a dash of cayenne
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 cup oil

Cover and blend on high until completely combined, just a minute or two.  Then, turn blender to lowest speed, open the lid a bit and pour in slowly, very slowly, 1/2 cup of the oil.  And then slowly add the lemon juice, then the rest of the oil. By the time the last drop of oil went in, the mayo was ready to spread on my baloney sandwich.